tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via succeeding)

inferiore:
i like you and your blog

Thank you(: I like you and your blog too :*

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall, via mesmeriseindisguise)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via strangc0mfort)

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via weezyfanclub)

brandonurie:

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

(via 5700cc)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via blowoffs)

mysticpsalm:

I just want to order Chinese food and have sex right now.